HSMK ALIEN ABDUCTION & CASUALTY INSURANCE CO.
HSMK ALIEN ABDUCTION & CASUALTY INSURANCE CO.
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Alien Abduction Insurance
Sleep better knowing that even if you're taken, your finances won’t be.
Sleep better knowing that even if you're taken, your finances won’t be.
Gravity Insurance
Gravity: it’s not just a force. It’s a lifestyle. Protect yours today.
Gravity: it’s not just a force. It’s a lifestyle. Protect yours today.
Grandfather Paradox Protection
If your actions prevent your own birth, we’ll still payout. Somehow...
If your actions prevent your own birth, we’ll still payout. Somehow...
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P.O. Box: 1993 Spe, 14 Andromedae
Please Note: We will only communicate with you via mail, it may take up to 400 million years to get a response
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