Pythagoras has been passionate about alien abductions and the possibility of insuring against them since about 5 months ago. She firmly believes in the HSMK mission of levity. She believes in the core values of HSMK, "Maximum Absurdity, Minimal Judgement" to a fault. Pythagoras plans to graduate soon and go into the insurance market, most likely with actual insurance and not bogus insurance. 

Rune Vanholt is a Local Earth Representative (LER) dedicated to protecting earthlings from unlicensed abductions with HSMK. Her understanding of human behavior is... impressively well-researched. As a data analyst graduating soon with a minor in plausible deniability, she uses dashboards to track and predict abduction hot zones. Ask Rune Vanholt about her spreadsheet of suspicious cows (linked here).